Your daddy plays train games, now that mommy’s not around
She used to love her euros, but now she’s underground
So, you stay out late at night and you do your 18xx for free
Drivin’ your friends crazy with your life’s insanity

Well, well, well, you can choo
Well, well, well, my eightytwo
Look out

Layin all your tokens in another’s favorite city
Yesterday was Tuesday, maybe Thursday you can sleep
But work starts much too early and this train game wasn’t free
So run ’til your dividend pays, honey, I’ll take your company

Well, well, well, you can choo
Well, well, well, my eightytwo
Well, well, well, you always can choo
Well, well, well, my eightytwo

Everyone needs shares
You know that it’s true
Someday you’ll find someone that’ll invest with you
But, oh, the time it takes
When you’re all alone
Someday you’ll find a company that you can call your own
But ’til then ya better!

Now you’re bankrupt and so upset I won’t say a word
But most of all this song is true, case you haven’t heard
So c’mon and stop your cryin’, we both know money burns
Honey, don’t stop tryin’ and you’ll get what you deserve

Well, well, well, you can choo
Well, well, well, my eightytwo
Well, well, well, you always can choo
Well, well, well, my eightytwo, yeah
My, my, my eightytwo
My, my, my eightytwo
Ooh, my, my, my eightytwo
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my eightytwo
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